Slick sluts go ahead london!

Who needs Russia when the Tweety-Bird-in-Chief is hacking his own presidency into a global joke? Or at least it might be a joke if the USA weren’t such a menace to international order, and to itself, by the way. Interestingly, the 25 th amendment allows for the removal of a president from office on account of incompetence or disability, but not for being an embarrassment to the nation.

It may seem strange that a “third-world” country could have a problem with obesity, but the Philippines has somehow managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Not only is native Philippine cuisine horrible for the waistline—imagine the worst elements of Chinese, Malaysian and American food tossed in a blender—fattening fast food franchises such as McDonald’s and KFC are ridiculously popular among middle-class Filipinos .